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Fics sorted as follows:
Gen (no romantic pairings)
NaruSasu (yaoi -- or het / yuri from sexy
no jutsu :D)
-------------->Saki-chan
Page (NaruSasu yaoi, crossdressing)
Other Yaoi (non-narusasu male/male)
Het (male/female)
Yuri (female/female)
Threesomes
-------------->Teamwork Page
(NaruSasuSaku 'verse)
-------------->Tripletsverse
Page (Naruto/Naruko/Kyuunaru/their harem 'verse) NEW PAGE
Posted in the order in which they were written.
My favorite stories and the ones I consider best written will have * or
** on 'em. It's only my opinion though, but if you don't have the time
to try everything it might help narrow it down a bit.
Gen
No Kunoichi
Story: Temari thinks about the difference between ninja and kunoichi.
Genre: Introspection, character study
Status: Ficlet, Finished.
No Kunoichi
The Bird *
Story: To save Neji from boredom, Naruto generously gives Neji a baby
bird. Maybe he should have asked if Neji even wanted it.
Genre: humor, character study. (Neji-centric, Hyuuga exploration, no pairings)
Status: Two-shots, Finished.
The Bird
The Bird: The
Return of Mr. Downybutt
Waiting *
Story: There were two inescapable truths in his world. One was that his
brother would die by his hand. The other was that they would follow him.
Genre: Sasuke POV, Introspection
Status: One-shot, Finished.
Waiting
Technicolor *
Story: Sasuke always dreams his what-ifs in technicolor.
Genre: Sasuke POV, heavy angst.
Status: One-shot, Finished.
Technicolor
Crushes and a bar
Story: ficlet for Elizabeth Culmer.
Genre: Kurenai, Asuma and Kakashi meet for a drink and to talk about their
students. (mentions of Hinata + Kurenai and Sasuke + Kakashi)
Status: Ficlet, One-shot, finished.
At the bar
His Son
Story: ficlet for Erriefiction.
Genre: Weird. Crack idea about where the hell Rock Lee comes from.
Status: Ficlet, One-shot, finished.
His Son
Not a SasuHina
Story: This is definitely not a SasuHina. (mostly to make clear why I
can't stand the usual premises used for that pairing. The pairing itself
I have no particular objection to.)
Genre: Short.
Status: Ficlet, One-shot, finished.
Not a SasuHina
Harry Potter Crack Drabbles
Story: Series of short stories, scenes, snippets featuring Team 7 and
their teacher at Hogwarts. Warning: utter crack.
Genre: Humor, parody, crack.
Status: Ficlets, no real end in sight.
=>gone to the Crossover Page
!
Hangovers
Story: "She's never gotten used to the feeling the morning after,
though. The heaviness and the bleakness and the pain."
Genre: POV Tsunade, angst, character study.
Status: one-shot, complete
Hangovers
Wardrobe Malfunction
Story: For Jedera: Neji, Naruto and wardrobe malfunction. And crack.
Mmm, crack.
Genre: Humor, crack.
Status: Drabble, complete
Wardrobe
Malfunction
The Ass-bow
Story: "No, seriously, I'm just glad you're not wearing an ass-bow."
Genre: Humor, crack, Team Seven cuteness.
Status: One-shot, complete. (mild spoilers for the current manga arc --
chapter 280)
The Ass-bow
Sai VS Sasuke, Fight!
Story: Post-chapter 296 anticipation/prediction/crack.
Genre: Snarky humor (Due to recent developments, Sai has ended up somewhat
OOC. u.u; )
Status: Ficlet, Finished.
Sai VS Sasuke
Kankuro and Temari and Make-Up
Story: For TheNinjaKitty, "Kankuro and Temari, make-up."
Genre: crack humor.
Status: Ficlet, Finished.
Make-Up
Wolf
Story: "Kakashi had always had lone wolf tendencies, but then he
was considered an oddball in his pack."
Genre: Alternate Universe, Gen-ish, Kakashi-centric. Some Sasuke.
Status: Ficlet, Finished.
Wolf
Rock Climbing
Story: Neji, his team, and a cliff. And a challenge. It wouldn't be Team
Gai without.
Genre: Gen, team bonding.
Status: Ficlet, Finished
Rock Climbing
Sandstorm
Story: Gaara, Sakura, a moment in a sandstorm. After the end of the Rescue
the Kazekage arc.
Genre: introspection.
Status: ficlet, finished.
Sandstorm
Fallout
Story: "Hmm. Konohamaru didn't get your proportions quite right."
Fallout for chapter 345. Sasuke, Sai, Sakura, Naruto and Konohamaru are
celebrating Sasuke's return. Or something.
Genre: crack. Total crack. (No actual pairings, but mm, subtext.)
Status: ficlet, finished.
Fallout
Comrades, Coming Out and Cows *
Story: Sasuke, Naruto, Sakura, Kakashi. Friendship. A not quite gen story
about comrades, coming out, and cows. Also known as Sasuke Turns Out To
Be Gay, No One Is Surprised. (the sequel is mostly crack fallout.)
Genre: humor, friendship fluff (het and yaoi side pairings -- naruhina,
leesaku and sasuneji), but they don't matter until the second ficlet.
Team Seven foreveeerrr!)
Status: Okay, apparently it's now a series of ficlets, and not very gen
anymore. XD; Why not!
SasuNeji Prequel
(yaoi)
Comrades, Coming
Out and Cows (gen)
Inviting
Neji (het and yaoi)
The Date
(yaoi and het)
Fun SasuNeji
Bonding Activities (yaoi silliness) NEW
Unexpected Guests * *
Story: It's snowing and Kakashi is determined to spend his vacation day
alone and not!brooding. Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura disagree. Post hypothetical
end of manga.
Genre: Gen, friendship fluff
Status: one-shot, complete
Unexpected
Guests
The End
Story: It's the last battle, and Sasuke is glad he never loved Kakashi,
so it doesn't hurt when he dies.
Genre: gen, 1 angsty (character death), 2 fix-it crack WTF.
Status: Two drabbles, complete
The End
Sakura and the Axe
Story: Post-apocalyptic alternate universe. Sakura-centric. "It
was a good axe -- the most basic log-splitter, and adapted to Mr. Sarutobi's
imposing size -- heavy. But recently sharpened. She swung it down."
Genre: horror.
Status: One-shot, finished.
Sakura and the
Axe
I'm not planning to write a sequel of my own, but :
- Fi (Phoenix of Eternity) has started writing a series of fics in the
same universe (not Sakura-centric but more of an ensemble cast thing),
so if you want to see more, here
it is. (she writes very shiny stuff.)
-Guile has written a Team
8 centric oneshot as well. Loved his Kiba.
Wild West AU
Story: Initially for a Sasuke&Itachi "10 AUs" set, but
I never got any farther than this one. "Three hundred and sixty-four
days a year, Sasuke is the sheriff and Itachi is the gunslinger he is
sworn to bring in and set to dance at the end of a rope."
Genre: brothers angst.
Status: drabble, complete.
Wild
West AU
Grocery Shop
Story: For my Baby meme. (Sasuke&Itachi centric, background Itachi/Tamaki.)
Sasuke accidentally meets his estranged brother's little girl.
Genre: brotherly gen, a little angst, a little cute.
Status: ficlet, complete.
Grocery shop
Tedium
NaruSasu
Crossed Wires *
Last
Words
Prequel to Crossed Wires, for Fi. Hyuuga Hizashi's last words to Hiashi.
Carbon
Copy
Prequel to Crossed Wires. Sasukebot didn't know that the designers reused
physical specs. Who's that guy with his face?
Cute
Prequel to Crossed Wires. Sasuke is a very new bot. Mikoto finds him
very cute.
Discharged
Prequel to Crossed Wires. A few days after the Uchiha Massacre, and Kakashi
finds a stray on his doorstep.
Boredom
Naruto-POV drabble, the day before Crossed Wires starts.
Crossed Wires
Story: Sasuke-bot only wanted a competent tech to repair his arm. Why
did it have to be that crazy fox-guy? And what's the link between the
Uchiha cop cyborgs and the Hyuuga corporation?
Genre: Yaoi, Action (NaruSasu, Neji ?) Cyberpunk universe, Gen.
Status: Series, HIATUS
Crossed Wires
Chapter
2 : Sasuke
Chapter
3 : Sasuke
--------------sidefic:
Ino and Sakura
Chapter
4 : Neji
Chapter
5 : Sasuke
Chapter
6 : Neji
Chapter
7 : Sasuke
Chapter
8 : Sasuke
Chapter
9 : Neji
Chapter
10 : Sasuke
Chapter
11: Sasuke
Chapter
12 : Sasuke
------------> Cyborg
Penis~ drabble by Sunfreak <3<3 (off-site link)
--
Lace and Strawberries
Story: Present for Sailor Seraphim's birthday. Some missions require
embarrassing sacrifices.
Genre: NaruSasu, some suggestive KakaSasu interaction. NC-17, Kink fic,
borderline PWP. Crossdressing, underage, voyeurism, exhibitionnism,
dubious consent. OOC.
Status: Series of one-shots.
Lace
and Strawberries
Chapter
2
In
the Rain
SAKI-CHAN BY OTHER AUTHORS. Fan-fanfic and fanart! <3
--
Best Laid Plans
Story: Sasuke discovers something disturbing about the Uchiha clan. Drunkenness
and smut ensue.
Genre: humor, lemon (NaruSasu, het and yuri -- yay for the sexy no jutsu!
XD)
Status: One-shot, Finished.
Best Laid
Plans (NC-17-rated version)
Best Laid
Plans (R-rated version)
No Different *
Story: It starts with a fight, as everything with them starts or ends
in a fight anyway.
Genre: NaruSasu, PWP, Lemon, Seal-licking *rawr*. I feel naauuuughty.
Status: One-shot, Finished.
No Different
Of Waves and Things Unsaid
Story: After the end of the Waves Country arc. Sasuke can't sleep.
Genre: Naruto and Sasuke, maybe shonen ai.
Status: Ficlet, One-shot, Finished.
Of Waves and
Things Unsaid
NaruSasu silliness
Story: birthday drabble for Sachi/Aconite
Genre: yaoi, very short, humor
Status: finished
Silliness
A Matter of Head *
Story: Sakura and Naruto talk out Naruto's *ahem* relationship problems.
Genre: SasuNaru/NaruSasu, one-sided SakuSasu, Naruto + Sakura friendship.
Humor, naughtiness.
Status: One-Shot, Finished.
A Matter
of Head
Olives
Story: Naruto, Sasuke, Olives. For Whytecrow.
Genre: yaoi, PG-13. Meh.
Status: ficlet, finished
Olives
Catharsis
Story: For Adi. After the end. Spoilerish for chapter 387.
Genre: yaoi, PG-13.
Status: ficlet, finished
Catharsis
Wanna have Sex?
Story: Short fic. Team Hawk socializes with the Konoha 11. Sasuke socializes
with Naruto. Kind of. Maybe. Yes.
Genre: Humor, yaoi, no actual lemon.
Status: ficlet, finished.
Wanna Have
Sex?
Locker Room Therapy * * *
Story: Real Life Alternate Universe. "He'd rather think about Sasuke
punching him, kissing him. It's weird, but normal-weird. His-life-weird.
It's not waking up handcuffed to a lead pipe and being held down as a
psycho with his father's face calls him 'my son' and carves up his cheeks."
Genre: yaoi, R-NC17. Psychological trauma, tiny slice of lemon.
Status: One-Shot, Finished.
Locker
Room Therapy
Locker Room Therapy sequel drabbles & short fics:
(note, these are low-pressure drabbles to explore the universe, not a
real sequel. Don't hold them up to the same standard as the original fic
or expect actual plot relevance.)
---Tsunade
---Minato&Kushina
---Phone
Sex! (Not Really.)
------------> Phone
Sex - Sasuke drabble by Sunfreak <3<3 (off-site)
---Basketball
---Pet
Names
---Sakura
NEW
In the future
---Two
Teaser Sequels of Evil, Because I Am Evil
---Takashi
(Baby meme!)
Ten Genres : NaruSasu
Story: "Write 10 different categories of fic, in as few words as
possible." Naruto and Sasuke.
Genre: Romance + angst, AU, crack, crossover, First time, fluff, humor,
hurt/comfort, smut, and UST.
Status: Collection of ten tiny ficlets, finished.
Ten Genres
: NaruSasu
NaruSasu Alternate Universes
Story: Ten Alternate Universes meme. (Might keep adding more when
I'm done with the original list.) Different worlds, different Sasukes
and Narutos, gravitating toward each other all the same.
Genre: Humor? Angst? Depends on the ficlet. If a more serious warning
is required, it'll be on the specific ficlet.
Status: Collection of unrelated ficlets/one shots. Some
people asked me for snippets of sequels-I'm-Not-writing, so there's sequel
teasers stuck to a few of them.
Cyberpunk
Furries
(humor)
Pirates
... In SPACE!!
(not humor. Contains Naruto, Kyuubi, Yahiko, Dark and Minato as clones
:3) UPDATED
---------------------------->
---------------------------->
Born another
gender
Firefighter/Cop
Urban Fantasy
(vampire version)
Post-apocalyptic
(the type of AU should be all the warning needed)
Role
Reversal (Valley of the End) NEW
Arranged Marriage
Story: was supposed to be for the AU meme but in the end it turned out
not to happen in an alternate universe after all.
Genre: angst.
Status: Three ficlets, finished.
Arranged
Marriage UPDATED
Other Yaoi
The Library
Story: ficlet for Jamjar.
Genre: NaruShika, very well-hidden shounen-ai.
Status: Finished
The Library
(untitled NaruIta)
Story: "Their data had been insufficied, Itachi admitted that."
Genre: NaruIta, some NaruSasu undertones, violence, slightly disturbing
Status: Ficlet, one-shot, finished
NaruIta
(Untitled GaaSasu)
Story: People should stop asking me for couples I can only see happening
in very twisted ways. XD
Genre: GaaSasu, violence, blood, very short.
Status: very short drabble, one-shot, finished
GaaSasu
Done
Story: Evil crackish Neji-thing.
Genre: ItaNeji, violence, blood, short.
Status: very short drabble, one-shot, finished.
Done
Lamest Excuse Ever
Story: Crack, KibaNaru. "That's the lamest excuse to get out of
giving a blowjob I've ever heard."
Genre: Yaoi, implied smut, humor.
Status: short drabble, one-shot, finished.
Lamest
Excuse Ever
ItaNeji for Pie
Story: Alternate Timeline, Itachi didn't kill his clan, but he's growing
bored waiting for Sasuke. Perhaps in the meantime the Hyuuga genius will
provide some entertainment. Present for Pie-chan.
Genre: gen-ish, somewhat shounen ai. (ItaNeji?)
Status: Ficlet, Finished
ItaNeji
for Pie
Second-Hand Smoke
Story: Asuma, Kakashi, second-hand smoke. Present for Beachlass.
Genre: yaoi, PG-13. (AsuKaka)
Status: ficlet, finished
Second-Hand
Smoke
Sick
Story: You know that it's sick. You hate him. He despises you. ("But
ItachixSasuke is just so sick and WRONG!" "Um, yes, honey, that's
kind of the whole point.")
Genre: yaoi, incest, dark, R.
Status: drabble, finished
Sick
Buzzed * *
Story: Written for Meritjubet. What if Danzou had tried to get allied
with Akatsuki to destroy Orochimaru instead?
Genre: Creepy, yaoi, ItachiSai, ItaSasu undertones.
Status: ficlet, finished.
Buzzed
Blood
Story: For my Baby meme. Itachi/Kisame. Itachi has a change of plans.
Genre: creepy, angst. Character death, mpreg.
Status: ficlet, complete.
Blood
Candles
Story: For my Baby meme. Kaiki's parents have secrets. Even from him.
Genre: Angst, mystery, genderbending, implied incest (Itachi/Sasuke),
the second one has creepiness and dubious consent.
Status: ficlet, complete.
Candles
Origins
Crowd Pleaser
Story: For a Kissing meme. "Sasuke/Sai, crowd pleaser".
Genre: Pretty boys fake-kissing for a mission woo.
Status: ficlet, complete.
Crowd Pleaser
NEW
Het
Rustlings in the Night
Story: Ah, the delights of sleeping in close quarters.
Genre: Humor, Naru+Saku? masturbation. =D
Status: ficlet, complete, kind of pointless.
Rustlings in
the night
At the Waterfall *
Story: Ino POV. "She wasn't drooling over Naruto, though. No way.
He was... He was blond."
Genre: Het (NaruIno, mentions of Ino+Sai), fluff, humor.
Status: one-shot, finished.
At the
Waterfall
----now
with added porn.
Save You
Story: Hinata's been kidnapped. Naruto needs to save her. Or does he?
Genre: kinda set-up for romance? (NaruHina)
Status: ficlet, finished.
Save You
Distressed
Story: Written for Mikkeneko. Oh no! Naruto has drowned! Quick, Hinata,
mouth-to-mouth!
Genre: romance, humor, silly pointless crack (NaruHina)
Status: ficlet, finished.
Distressed
Frustrated *
Story: Written for Mischief Maker for my kissing meme. LolKarin. <3
Genre: Humor (Karin/Sasuke)
Status: Ficlet, finished.
Frustrated
Ten Genres : SasuSaku
Story: "Write 10 different categories of fic, in as few words as
possible." Sasuke and Sakura.
Genre: Romance + angst, AU, crack, crossover, First time, fluff, humor,
hurt/comfort, smut, and UST.
Status: Collection of ten ficlets, finished.
Ten Genres
: SasuSaku
Ten Genres : NaruSaku
Story: "Write 10 different categories of fic, in as few words as
possible." Naruto and Sakura.
Genre: Romance + angst, AU, crack, crossover, First time, fluff, humor,
hurt/comfort, smut, and UST.
Status: Collection of ten ficlets, finished.
Ten Genres
: NaruSaku
Bed
Story: For my Baby meme. Bedtime is always a problem at Naruto and Ino's
house.
Genre: humor.
Status: Drabble, complete.
Bed
bus, frustration
Story: For my Baby meme. Udon and Moegi's daughter is slippery.
Genre: humor.
Status: drabble, complete.
bus, frustration
Yuri
The One and Only Truth
Story: All of you NaruHina/SasuSaku, NaruSaku/SasuHina people are DEAD
WRONG. HinaSaku is the real canon pairing, and this is why.
Genre: crack, yuri, yaoi. (HinaSaku zomg! :O)
Status: One-shot, complete
The One
and Only Truth
Yuri Fanservice
Story: For my dialogue meme on LJ, "Sakura/Hinata, boobs" for
Valles Uf. Total fanservice ftw!
Genre: Friendship/vague naughtiness, SakuHina yuri undertones.
Status: ficlet, finished.
Yuri Fanservice
Diplomatic Relations
Story: For my Baby meme. Godaime Mizukage and Hokage have always had
a strange relationship. But when Tsunade becomes the Fire Country ambassador
in Mist Village, it gets even stranger. (Tsunade/Terumii Mei (mizukage))
Genre: is political/kunoichi a genre? it should be.
Status: ficlet, complete.
Diplomatic Relations
Shield
Story: For my Baby meme. Sakura needs to do what it takes to save the
Hyuuga clan. (Sakura&Hinata, pre-slash in my mind but I dunno how
much that shows)
Genre: angst.
Status: ficlet, complete.
Shield
Various
Birthday Snippet Collection
Story: Written for the "three things that character received on
his or her birthday" meme. Het and yaoi, some are disturbing, some
are cracktastic, and some are very much Bring Your Own Subtext.
Genre: various -- het, yaoi, gen, humor and evilness.
Status: series of drabbles, finished.
Birthday
Snippet Collection
Threesomes (Yaoi and Bi)
TEAMWORK * * *
(Naruto x Sasuke x Sakura universe)
--
Tangled Triangle
Story: After Naruto brings him back to Konoha, Sasuke realizes what Naruto
loves so much in Sakura.
Genre: romance, yaoi and het. (SakuSasuNaru) Introspection (aka, Sasuke
thinks too much)
Status: One-shot, Finished.
Tangled
Triangle
Girls Have Needs Too *
Story: "Don't you guys ever wish for someone to make out with? No
courtship, no strings attached..."
Genre: humor, yaoi and het. (SakuSasuNaru)
Status: One-shot, Finished.
Girls Have Needs
Too
Sometimes
Story: "Sometimes, Naruto pulled her under him, and these days she
could feel Sasuke's passion, softened through Naruto's love. She wanted
it the other way around."
Genre: introspection, smut. (NaruSasuSaku)
Status: Ficlet, Finished.
Sometimes
Babies
Story: Written for the ThirtyforThree community on LiveJournal.
Genre: Humor, Mpreg (NaruSasuSaku)
Status: Ficlet, Finished.
Babies
Talking Over Distance
Story: "Routine surveillance missions are boring." Written
for the ThirtyforThree community on LiveJournal.
Genre: suggested pervy (NaruSasuSaku)
Status: Ficlet, Finished.
Talking
Over Distance
Rent
Story: Naruto insists to pay Sasuke a rent. Written for the ThirtyforThree
community on LiveJournal.
Genre: (NaruSasuSaku)
Status: Ficlet, Finished.
Rent
Babies, Redux
Story: "There will be no more Uchiha babies, ever."
Genre: Itachi/Sasuke/Neji in various combinations. Yaoi, hints of incest.
Introspection, Angst
Status: Ficlet, Finished. (Fair warning, kinda sucks.)
Babies, Redux
Kiss Me, Stupid * *
Story: It shouldn't be difficult for three teammates and friends to figure
out how they fit, both figuratively, and... not. And yet.
Genre: PORN. Humor, lemon, yaoi and het. (NaruSasuSaku)
Status: One-shot, Finished.
Kiss Me,
Stupid
Team Bonding Exercise *
Story: "No, seriously, Sasuke's ribcage is wider than yours and
he keeps flashing his nipples anyway. That kimono is already porny enough
on him. What were you trying to do? Go for the Kunoichi Gone Wild pinup
look?"
Genre: PORN. Humor, lemon, yaoi and het. Some crossdressing. (JuugoSuiKarinSasu
foursome, also known as Team Hebi Does Sasuke. Background SuiKarin.)
Status: One-shot, Finished.
Team
Bonding Exercise
Prequel
& Sequel ficlets
Sasuke
& Juugo NEW
Sharing is Caring *
Story: "This is a threesome, Uzumaki, not a walk-in harem!"
Sasuke doesn't mind sharing Naruto and Sakura, but they never said anything
about Hinata.
Genre: Humor (NaruSasuSaku...Hina...Kaka?)
Status: Short one-shot, complete
Sharing
is Caring
Team Dating
Story: Written for Aishuu for my dialogue meme, Naruto/Sasuke/Sakura,
on adding Sai to the relationship.
Genre: romance.
Status: Ficlet, finished.
Team Dating
Laundry Emergency *
Story: Emergency Laundry Day in the NaruSasuSaku household. Drop your
clothes. Now. For ShadowedSolace.
Genre: Humor, romance (narusasusaku). Rated M for perverted humor.
Status: Ficlet, finished.
Laundry
Emergency
------------> Life
in the kitten sack drabble by Sunfreak <3<3 (off-site link)
Miso Addiction *
Story: Naruto never thought his lovers would stab him in the back like
that. Evil. Pure evil. For Leilia.
Genre: Humor, romance (narusasusaku).
Status: Ficlet, finished.
Miso Addiction
Spin Me Right Round Baby *
Story: For Book People. Team Kakashi and Team Hebitaka socialize. Sasuke
plays matchmaker. He'd have to be sloshed for either one of those,
wouldn't he.
Genre: Humor, romance (narusasusaku).
Status: Oneshot, finished.
Spin Me Right
Round Baby NEW