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Naruto
Tripletverse
(Kyuubi/Naruto/Naruko/their harem universe ;D)
Shit happens when Naruto gets his hands on the key to his seal too early,
and the yang and yin chakra of Kyuubi are freed.
As in, now there are three Narutos.
Tripletsverse is a series of oneshots and drabbles, written mostly self-contained (hopefully) and out of order. Fics might containcontains yaoi, het and/or yuri, genderbending, polyamory/harem, rough sex, cute sex, crack, angst, gen-introspection, and... uh, is it incest or masturbation when they're three non-identical clones who used to be one person + the demon sealed inside him?
(The idea is inherently cracktastic, and sometimes I have fun with it, but of course with the way I write I started getting "omg but what if X happened SERIOUSLY omgomg plot! repercussions!!!" ideas almost immediately. -__-; Let's see what happens.)
(timeline: Some weird limbo after Jiraiya and Deidara's deaths
but before Itachi's.
Team 7 is gearing up to leave but news of Jiraiya's death come first.
Mission to track down Sasuke abandoned (team 8 wasn't even told there
would be any.)
Team Hebi meets Deidara, Deidara dies. No Konoha nins to pressure them
to leave the inn early so they let Sasuke sleep his fill. Meanwhile Itachi's
health takes a turn for the worse (stupid rain going all night!) and he
thinks he might not be able to win against Sasuke so he slips away to
get himself healthy again. Sasuke loses the trail.)
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Origin
Summary: Like hell Naruto is going to let Danzou get that frog Key thing.
Characters: Naruto (pov), Sakura (pov).
Pairing: Gen.
Genre: plottish?
Wordcount: ~3 000 words.
Origin
Ordinary Uzumaki Day
Summary: Kiba really hates Naruto's habit of making really hot chicks.
No, really.
Characters: Kiba (pov), Naruto, Naru-chan.
Pairing: Gen...ish. (hey, Kiba's a teenage boy.)
Genre: crack.
Wordcount: ~1 300 words.
Ordinary Uzumaki
Day
Konoha
Summary: Kyuubi, pondering some changes his new human-ness has made in
him. Also, Tenten.
Characters: Kyuubi (pov), Tenten.
Pairing: Gen.
Genre: Introspection.
Wordcount: ~750 words.
Konoha
Band-aids and the Ripping Thereof
Summary: Well, Tsunade had to find out at some point.
Characters: Tsunade (pov), Naruto, Naru-chan, Kyuubi.
Pairing: Gen.
Genre: srs bizness is srs. Also, I'm a geek.
Wordcount: ~1 800 words.
Band-aids and
the Ripping Thereof
(titleless)
Summary: "Do you two mind if we talk to Naruto for a minute?"
Kakashi-sensei asked, and her first reaction was 'I'm sure they won't'.
Characters: Naru (pov), team kakashi.
Pairing: Gen.
Genre: Angst, introspection.
Wordcount: ~950 words.
(titleless)
Lego
Summary: Three people in one tiny apartment. Talk about a tight fit.
Characters: Naruto (pov), Naru-chan, Kyuubi.
Pairing: Kyuubi/Naruto/Naru-chan (mostly centered on Kyuubi/Naruto) (R/NC-17)
Genre: some humor, some yaoi/het smut (dubious consent due to kitsune
shenanigans)
Wordcount: ~4 800 words.
Lego
Names
Summary:"So do we just call you Naruto 1, 2 and 3?"
Characters: Sai (pov), Naruto, Naru-chan, Kyuubi, Sakura.
Pairing: Kyuubi/Sai. (PG-13)
Genre: some humor, some introspection, some srs!plottiness. Also Kyuubi.
Wordcount: ~2 200 words.
Names
Intervention
Summary:"No, seriously, girlfriend, we have GOT to teach you about
the wonders of a good bra." Man, but being a girl is hard work.
Characters: Naru-chan (pov), Sakura, Ino, some Naruto&Kyuubi.
Pairing: Naru/Sakura (PG-13)
Genre: humor, yuri flirting, UST.
Wordcount: ~3 700 words.
Intervention
Unconditional
Summary: The last person Hinata expected to meet in the women's public
bath was Naruto.
Characters: Naru-chan, Hinata (pov).
Pairing: Naru-chan/Hinata (somewhere between PG-13 and R)
Genre: yuri romance/lime, fluff, UST.
Wordcount: ~3 500 words.
Unconditional
Names, Redux
Summary: 'Kyuubi tries to block it out, but then they start going into
variations on Naruto -- Natoru, Toruna, and it's all so stupid..."Kushina,"
he mutters without thinking, and then scowls at himself and gets up.'
Characters: Kyuubi (pov), Naruto&Naru.
Pairing: (PG-13)
Genre: Gen-ish.
Wordcount: ~1 100 words
Names, Redux
NEW
...
Change of Plans
Summary: "Huh. You're not the Uchiha I was looking for."
Characters: Itachi (pov), Kyuubi.
Pairing: gen.
Genre: Plotty, tension.
Wordcount: ~950 words.
Change of
Plans
Title
Summary:
Characters:
Pairing: (PG-13 R NC-17)
Genre:
Wordcount: ~ words.
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Genderbending AU
Or, what if Naruto had been born a girl? (girl!Naruto, boy!Naru (Naruhiko), girl!Kyuubi, boy!Hinata, girl!Neji (Meneji)...) Mostly drabbles and snippets.
Introspection
Summary: Introspection/boob envy. *cough*
Characters: Naruto, Kyuubi.
Pairing: None. (PG-13)
Genre: ... see summary. >__>;;
Wordcount: ~ 130 words?
Introspection
NEW
Bathhouse Meeting
Summary: Poor Hinata-kun. So uke. (Unconditional AU.)
Characters: Hinata, Naruto, Kyuubi, mention of Naruhiko (boy!Naru.)
Pairing: Naruto/Hinata, Naruhiko/Hinata. Kyuubi/Naruto sorta. (PG-13?
very very light R?)
Genre: humor/perv?
Wordcount: ~450 words.
Bathhouse
Meeting NEW
Comparing Curves
Summary: Dat Ass. I mean, um.
Characters: Neji, Kyuubi, some Hinata.
Pairing: Kyuubi/Neji (R)
Genre: yuri, Kyuubi being a sexual predator. :-/
Wordcount: ~ 700? words??
Comparing
Curves NEW
Comfort
Summary: Sasuke gave them the slip again. Naruto, Naruhiko and Kyuubi,
attempt at comfort.
Characters: Naruto (POV), Naruhiko, Kyuubi.
Pairing: implied triplets threesome, implied triplets/Sasuke (PG-13)
Genre: angst/fluff, a dash of perv.
Wordcount: ~ 400 words?
Comfort
NEW