SasuNaru, Olives -- for Whytecrow. Random stupid silliness.


"How can you EAT that?" Naruto made a face like he was dying. "They're disgusting! They taste all ICK and BWERK and PTOO, and then there's the stupid pit, I almost broke a tooth last time! No, seriously, how can you eat that?"
Sasuke rolled his eyes and picked up another olive. "Easy. I put it in my mouth." He chewed a bit, and spat the pit to the side. "And then I swallow."

Naruto was pouting. "There's gotta be a trick."

"... Yes. Yes, you're right, it's a conspiracy to prevent you from eating olives." Sasuke reached out and nabbed Naruto's plate.

"HEY! Those are MY olives, you bastard!"

"You can't eat them," Sasuke countered calmly, and popped them in his mouth.

"I haven't given them to you!" Naruto screeched.

Sasuke rolled his eyes again, put the plate aside, grabbed Naruto's collar to reel him in, and kissed him full on the mouth.

"Here. Now you have them back, so shut up."

Naruto blinked owlishly at him for a few seconds, and then his face scrunched up again. "EW! SPIT-COVERED OLIVES! ASSHOLE!"

Sasuke huffed. It was the last time he sacrificed his olives for the idiot.