For my Teaser Sequel meme (not actually sequels, just the first lines of such. Because I am evil and a tease, obviously.)

Locker Room Therapy : The Really Evil One

The first hint Sasuke gets that Naruto's uncle is out of prison, is when he wakes to the back of his skull warm-wet and throbbing and a rough-skinned hand forcing its way down his pants.

Locker Room Therapy : Way In The Future

After Itachi went into Internal Affairs instead of following their father's steps from beat cop up to Detective, there had been a lot of noise and disgruntled tension at home. Sasuke wonders how Fugaku is going to take his second son going straight into SWAT.

Maybe if he points out he could have gone into accounting instead.