-- caligulasAquarium [CA] changed his status to caligitaken! --
-- caligulasAquarium [CA] is idle! Message: Mroww, mangy stray cat has clawws <3< --
CG: NO, SERIOUSLY, YOU NEED TO TELL ME WHAT.
CG: BEFORE THE GRUESOME EXPLOSION OF MY PAN SHOWERS THE WHOLE ISLAND IN FLAMING, PUTRID DEBRIS.
CG: ERIDAN? ERIDAN, YOU SAD LUSUS DIDDLER.
-- carcinoGeneticist [CG] trolled arsenicCatnip [AC] --
AC: :33 << *ac is surpurrised karkitty is pouncing her first and gasps a little bit*
AC: :33 << its a nice surpurrise though. hi!
CG: YEAH, WHATEVER, HI.
CG: LOOK, I ALMOST DON'T WANT TO ASK.
AC: :33 << *ac tilts her head patiently and purrs encouraging cg to share*
AC: :33 << *she offers a cushion for cg to sit on and kneads her own into a pleasant shape*
CG: I ALWAYS MANAGE TO BLOT OUT OF MY MIND THE MOST PAINFULLY RIRIDULOUS ASPECTS OF TRYING TO HOLD A HALFWAY PRODUCTIVE CONVERSATION WITH YOU.
CG: LET US HOPE AMNESIA WILL STRIKE FAST THIS TIME AROUND.
CG: KARKAT SITS ON THE GODDAMN CUSHION AND WONDERS WHAT KIND OF ASSHOLE DOESN'T HAVE CHAIRS AND WHEN THE FLOOR WAS LAST SWEPT FOR DUST BECAUSE HOLY SHIT GRAY INDOOR SNOW SHOULD NOT BE A THING.
CG: IT'S ABOUT THIS GLORIOUS PIECE OF SPONGE-MELTING IDIOCY.
CG: caligulasAquarium [CA] is idle! Message: Mroww, mangy stray cat has clawws <3<
AC: :OO << ohhh!!! :))
CG: TELL ME HE INADVERTENTLY GOT HIMSELF INTO AWKWARLY HITTING ON YOUR CAVE LIONESS OF AN ANCESTRESS AND THINKING SHE IS LAUGHING OUT OF RAGE AT HIS CUNNING PLANS.
AC: :33 << sorry cg i cant tell you that!
AC: :33 << *ac cant take a picture of her wall as the panel is still in progress but she is happy to reproduce the writing for her furiend*
AC: X33 << *it reads HUNTRESS SHIPPURR <3< LOVEBANE OTH FUREVER.*
CG: OH NO.
AC: :33 << *and underneath can be read in nice bright still drippy red:*
AC: :33 << CANON!!!
CG: NO NO NO. I REFUSE THIS REALITY. THIS IS THE WRONG REALITY. THIS REALITY IS BROKEN. I DEMAND A REFUND.
AC: :33 << its not broken! its purrfect.
CG: NO BUT SERIOUSLY, ERIDAN BROBACKSTAB HOPESLAYER DESPERATE AMPORA?
CG: BUT HE'S
CG: I CAN'T EVEN FIND THE WORDS.
CG: CAN YOU IMAGINE HOW CATASTROPHICALLY WEIRD SHIT HAS TO BE BEFORE I MISPLACE THOSE.
AC: :|| << selfish and loathsome and he cant f33l anything for anyone not HIS OWN DUMB SELF??
AC: <:|| << AND HE DOESNT EVEN HATE ME BACK HES JUST USING ME FOR A CHANCE AT A PAIL! ;lt&:((
AC: :33 << i hate him so much karkitty. its like everything he is is so wrong i just n33d to bite it into pieces!
AC: :33 << but hes also got a really nice butt. ://
CG: YEAH, POINT. A SAD, ASHAMED POINT WHO FEELS VERY DIRTY IN ITS LITTLE POINT SOUL, BUT A POINT ALL THE SAME.
AC: :33 << i guess ill just have to make him hate me!
AC: :33 << *ac says while licking her paw and cleaning her whiskers all the while smiling mysteriously*
CG: WELL, IF YOU GO IN WITH THAT SORT OF MINDSET.
CG: I GUESS YOU'VE JUST STARTED DATING, ANYWAY, THERE'S TIME FOR HONEST LOATHING TO DEVELOP.
CG: I SEE YOU'VE GOT A PLAN FOR THAT ALREADY, AND BOY DO I KNOW HOW ANNOYING YOU CAN GET WHEN YOU PUT YOUR MIND TO IT, SO... GOOD LUCK?
AC: :33 << :DD
AC: :33 << *ac rubs the top of her head against her friends shoulder and purrs very loudly*
AC: :33 << *she is purry happy he believes in her!*
AC: :33 << *this deserves a grooming she says and starts licking cg clean*
CG: AND ON THAT SLOBBERY NOTE.
-- carcinoGeneticist [CG] ceased trolling arsenicCatnip [AC] --