-- twinArmageddons [TA] is no longer idle! --
TA: gue22 what ii found.
AC: :33 < tg-or-boy-tt's hive? *ac guesses*
CG: IT HAD BETTER BE A DOUCHE IN SHADES.
TA: iit'2 ...
TA: iiiiiit'2 ......
TA: two douche2 iin 2hade2.
AC: :33 < lucky!
CG: YOU INCLUDED OR...?
TA: har har har, kk.
TA: ran iintwo dv on the 2treet, he'd 2een dr'2 hiive two. met a few block2 off iit.
CC: 38D A)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a. Conc)(gratulations!
AC: :33 < mew? *the kitty says confused* conscratchulations about what? *she asks scratching her head*
TA: yeah thank2 ff, all ii wanted for twelfth periigee'2 eve.
TA: the good new2 ii2 they're *defiiniitely* each other'2 crew.
TA: the bad new2 ii2 2o am ii.
CG: HOW TERRIBLE. I FULLY SYMPATHIZE WITH THE IMMENSE TRAUMATISM OF HAVING AN OBNOXIOUS NOOK PIMPLE IN STUPID EYEWEAR AND A REGRETTABLY BIASED APPRECIATION OF HIS OWN VOICE AS A HATEFRIEND.
CG: HOW WELL DO I KNOW THIS TERRIBLE PAIN.
TA: bluh bluh 2hut up. anyway we're all three 2afely at dr'2 atm and...
TA: ii am wiitne22iing the mo2t *pornographiic* cuddle2hoo2h *ever* we're talkiing mutual no2e iin neck and everythiing
TA: almo2t enough two get me all flu2tered, iiyaan
AC: :33 < *ac's gaze sharpens and she stalks through the bushes, nostrils flaring to catch the scent of her prey*
AC: :33 < *in her clawed paw is held THE PALE CRAYON!!*
CC: I t)(oug)(t for )(umans it was more of a genetic close matc)( t)(ing? Maybe as an adaptation to kelp t)(e spread of t)(eir genome, it wouldn't kelp if t)(ey krilled eac)( otter rig)(t and left, rig)(t?
AC: :33 < aw, you're taking all the fun out of it. :(( *ac regretfully lowers her crayon hand*
TA: huh, dv'2 purriing
AC: :33 < :DD !!!!
TA: 2omeone 2ave me.
CG: CHERUBFUCK ON A CELESTIAL POGO STICK. WILL YOU FUCKING LAY OFF THE SALACIOUS LIVEBLOGGING ALREADY.
CG: WE GET IT, THEY'RE ABOUT TO SWOON INTO THE CLOSEST PILE AND TENDERLY TAKE OFF EACH OTHER'S SHADES. NOW STOP VIOLATING THEIR PRIVACY AND THE SANCTITY OF OUR THINKPANS BEFORE I VOMIT MINE OUT.
CC: )(a)(a)(a)(a 3XD T)(eir s)(ades, you say?
AC: :33 < *cc is right, ac can't help but notice that cg has VISUALIZED it*
TA: you got a fanta2y you wanted to talk to u2 about, kk ?
TA: iif 2o plea2e don't.
CG: I HATE ALL OF YOU IN AN ENTIRELY PAIL-FREE WAY.
AC: :33 < okay that's furry depurrved.
CC: I conc)(curr. 38O
TA: le ga2p
CG: NOT THAT W OH YOU KNOW WHAT, JUST SHUT UP. BREAK THEM UP, ASK THEM FOR A STATUS REPORT, GET THEM THE FUCK ONLINE. CHOP CHOP.
TA: aww you'd want me two iinterrupt 2uch a 2weet dii2play, you heartle22 mon2ter
TA: dr ju2t vowed two hunt down and murder the creeper that dared two profane dv'2 iinnocent tu2h, 2ubvocal 2narl and all
AC: :33 < X333333333
CG: WAIT, SOMEONE DID *WHAT* TO DAVE.
TA: ...
TA: none of your bu2iine22 and iit'2 handled.
TA: dv'2 ru2t ii2 all.
TA: and liive2 iin my town
TA: creeper2 happen.
AC: :33 < DD:
CC: You mean t)(at t)(ere really ARE people like t)(at out t)(ere??? I thoug)(t it was anc)(omovie t)(ing!!
TA: ...
CG: ...
TA: ff honey you liive iin the miiddle of bumfuck nowhere, where would you even *meet* creep2
CG: LET US NOT MENTION THE GILLS EITHER, EVEN IF YOU WENT AROUND HEMOANONYMOUS. WHO THE FUCK WOULD GROPE A SEA TROLL.
CG: APART FROM SOMEONE WHOSE ONLY POSSIBLE PATH TO FAME WOULD BE TO GET THEIR UGLY MUG ON BEST 50 MESSY DEATHS OF THE SWEEP.
AC: :33 < :((
CG: IT'S NOT THAT BAD, I'M SURE HE'S FINE. DON'T YOU DARE KEEP UP THE SAD MEOWBEAST EYES.
TA: yeah ii agree. ju2t
TA: could you guy2 pretend ii diidn't tell you, ii'm pretty 2ure he won't liike knowiing we go22iipped about iit.
CC: Alrig)(t, I promise.
AC: :33 < purromise too. i won't tell. cross my heart and hope to die. *the huntress says furry seriously*
TA: gonna era2e that part of the log2, brb
CG: WELL. WHO'S STILL MISSING? APART FROM JOHN DOUCHEWAGON EGBERT. ANYONE SEEN KANAYA?
CC: Yea)(, s)(e was online six )(ours ago. Pretty swamped in undead, but it's not like s)(e wouldn't go straig)(t back to rainbow drinkerhood if s)(e died again.
CG: MAYBE SHE WOULDN'T, ACTUALLY. WHAT IF IT WAS A FUNCTION OF THE GAME, LIKE SYLLADEXES AND STRIFE SPECIBI, AND NOW THAT THE GAME IS OVER IT'LL STOP WORKING?
AC: :33 < im furry sure rainbow drinkers have nothing to do with games and purrograms and technology stuff, and efurrything to do with very fleshy gut and nerves purrasites :XX
CG: ... OH URGH.
CG: YOU SURE?
AC: :// < there are still zombies prowling outside and it's kind of the same thing so...
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CG: OKAY, GOOD, KANAYA BOUGHT HERSELF YET ANOTHER EXTRA LIFE SOMEHOW. SOME PEOPLE HOARD ALL THE LUCK, I SWEAR.
GG: hi guys!!!! any news? :D
CG: HARLEY. STILL ALIVE SINCE YESTERDAY, I SEE.
AC: :33 < gg !! *the huntress yowls in gr33ting* it's nice to s33 you!
GG: *the she-wolf trots up to the cat and licks her nose in greeting* :)
AC: :33 < h33 h33
CG: OH PLEASE, SPARE ME THE SACCHARINE PREDATORBEASTS. I HAVE A PRETEND-ROLLED UP NEWSPAPER AND A SPRAY WATER BOTTLE AND I WILL PRETEND-USE THEM.
CG: ... WHAT HAVE I BEEN REDUCED TO.
GG: dont make me pretend pee on your leg, mister grumpypants
GG: hi feferi, hi sollux! :D so did anyone else get online while i was sleeping???
TA: rx fiinally found a 2teady 2iignal, we're triiangulatiing two get her locatiion, and ii'm 2tandiing liiterally fiive 2tep2 away from dr and dv atm
GG: OH MY GOD DAVE IS HERE???
GG: WHY IS HE NOT ONLINE?!! GET HIM THE FUCK ONLINE TWO MINUTES AGO, CAPTOR!!!!
TA: we're kiinda bu2y iirl riight now
GG: oh gee let me rephrase!!!!
GG: GET HIM THE FUCK ONLINE *NOW* BEFORE I TELEPORT TO WHERE YOU GUYS ARE AND STRANGLE HIM.
GG: i will totally strangle you next, dont try me!!!
CG: ...
CC: )(a)(a)(a)(a 3XD
TA: ... ye2 ma'am.
TA: p2 don't try two teleport two where we are that ii2 a really biig number of miile2 and al2o you wiill diie, ii'm 2eriiou2.
TA: no one know2 p2ychiic burnout liike ii do and you would explode your thiinkpan guaranteed
GG: ill give it another minute. >:/
CC: S)(oos)(, s)(oos)(, )(e's safe now. Just a little more patience, Jade!
GG: ... mnrgh. okay fine.
AC: :33 < :333333333
GG: if the huntress goes to update her wall the wolfess will hunt her down to bite her *right on the rump*!
AC: :33 < :OO
CC: 38O < 3:OO
GG: crap! that wasnt blackflirting. no making shocked faces!! it was not blackflirting at ALL.
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TG: sure it wasnt harley
TG: suuuuuuuuure it wasnt
GG: dave!!! :DDDDDDDDDD youre okay!!!!
TG: all that belief infusing my body im about to barf communion wine no wait nvm thats from the hookers from last nights party
GG: and dirk, hi dirk!!!!
TT: Nice to see how I rate. Hey, Jade.
GG: :pppp
GG: im so glad to see you guys you have no idea!!!
GG: now go back out of the room and when you come back in, pretend you did not read that. :X